The Lost Son

As Jesus is walking in the woods, he suddenly hears someone weeping terribly. He starts walking into that direction and sees and old man in tears, looking for something.

Jesus asks: “Why are you crying?”

“Oh, I’m completely overcome with sorrow”, says the old man, “I can’t find my son.”

“I can easily help”, says Jesus, “Did he have any special markings?”

“Of course he did”, says the old man, “he had metal nails hammered into both his hands.”

Jesus sinks on his knees and opens his arms: “My Dad!”

“PINOCCHIO!!!”