Uneployed Dog

A dog walks into a job centre, goes up to the woman at the desk and says,
“Good afternoon, miss. I’m looking for work.”

The woman looks up, amazed, and says, “Good heavens, a talking dog! Er … well, let’s try the circus in town. I’ll give them a ring.”

The dog says, “The circus? What on earth would the circus do with a computer programmer?”