Jesus is watching

Late at night a robber is stumbling around in a house.
Suddenly a voice says: "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber stops in his tracks, but continues to assess the area.
Suddenly the voice again: "Jesus is watching you!"
The robber freezes in fear, looks around, and sees a cage in the far corner. He moves closer and sees that there is a parrot in it.
He approaches it. "Did you say Jesus is watching me?"
"Yes, I did." says the parrot.
The robber sighs in relief.
"You are a nice bird," he says, "What is your name?"
"Stopwatch" - says the parrot.
"Who was the idiot who named you Stopwatch?" asks the robber.
"It was the same idiot who named the pit-bull behind you Jesus..."