Eating Candy

Little Joe is sitting on a bench in the park and is voraciously stuffing his face with candy from a large bag that he collected at Halloween evening.
An older woman comes by, and seeing the kid's behavior, she starts lecturing him.
"You know, eating that much can candy will cause you many problems, you will hurt your stomach, your teeth will fall out, you will be fat and ugly..."
"My grandfather lived to be 105" stops her the kid.
"And did he eat candy like you do?” asks the woman.
"No, he minded his own business..."